Page 1 Roundup (05/10)

The Daily News: I'm only interested in the Mets if Matt Harvey is coming back groveling in another tight dress shirt and tie

Iranian forces fire missiles at Israel in the wake of Crazy Donald's nuclear deal withdrawal

New York Post: Ex-firefighter union chief arrested for drunken crash, carrying cocaine

 Jail guard with 12-inch penis on trial bragged to inmates he was nicknamed ‘horse’

Monica Lewsinky says she was uninvited from an event after Bill Clinton RSVP'd.

Towleroad: Denver mayor’s son calls police officer ‘f—king fa—ot’ during traffic stop: ‘I’m about to get you fired’ – WATCH

The Randy Report: Kink community denounces former New York attorney general Eric Schneiderman

Us Weekly: Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O’Neal’s son, Redmond, arrested for alleged robbery

The Associated Press: Teen faces charges after recording student sex in school bathroom

The New York Times: Companies admit to funneling millions to mysterious Michael Cohen-owned firm, raising suspicions of illegal lobbying or worse

The Gray Lady signs with FX for weekly docuseries

The Washington Post: Here's what it looked like when a tanker truck spilled tons of liquid chocolate on a Polish highway

Daily Intel: CIA nominee Gina Haspel won’t say if torture is immoral

POZ: Is Gilead’s entire HIV enterprise built on a false promise?

The Wall Street Journal: Forget the hackers, watch out for the phone snoopers over your shoulder