Remains of the Day (02/07)

New York Post: This app tracks your erections

HuffPost: Cops realize tiger is stuffed animal after 45-minute standoff

Metrosource: New medical study links ibuprofen to testicle damage

The New Yorker: Why paper jams persist (a trivial problem reveals the limits of technology)

Dlisted: Behold James Spader's youthful hairy pecs

Boy Culture: Did Marlon Brando really bang James Baldwin, Marvin Gaye and Richard Pryor?

Towleroad: Underwear expert Daniel Miller previews what guys are packing in boxers or briefs

Huff Post Queer Voices: How AIDS in American became a black disease

Hunk du Jour: This is what Gus Kenworthy comes home to

Complex: Wind blows off Trump's combover as he boards Air Force One

OMG Blog: Reality star Leroy Garrett from "The Real World Las Vegas 25" shows off his BBC

Gr8er Days: "Saturday Night Live" expertly parodies Bardot and Deneuve

The Film Experience: Your 8 favorite lines from "Mean Girls"?

Matthew's Island of Misfit Toys: I guess it's safe to say this hunk's a natural blond

Daily Intelligencer: Democrats just flipped their 35th state legislative seat

Jeremiah's Vanishing New York: Is this the final dance for the Village's Boots & Saddle?

The Daily News: Surviving victim of face-eater Austin Harrouff said teen warned him to stay away before brutal attack

The Randy Report: D.C. City Council trolls Donald over "Giant Tank Parade"

TFF: Gilda Radner documentary to open 2018 Tribeca Film Festival (I was an early supporter and I'm SO excited!)

The Washington Post: Senate leaders reach agreement on two-year budget deal, ignoring Trump

The Village Voice: Thousands of prisoners still denied access to books

Washington Blade: Meet the 2018 most eligible singles in D.C.

The Gay Almanac: Illinois Republican releases transphobic campaign ad

The New York Times: Google buys Chelsea Market for $2.4 billion

The Cut: A new Google doc of media men -- who have annoying habits

Back2Stonewall: Liberty Counsel hate group leader Mat Staver compares extreme right "Christian" groups to Nazi Holocaust victims

Baseline: Djokovic jokes with Nadal about needing rehab

Tennis Life: Federer to Rotterdam for a shot at No. 1

EWN: Nadal says he'll play Queen's Club

Outsports: Gay skater Adam Rippon turns down meeting with Mike Pence at 2018 Olympics

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