Page 1 Roundup (01/22)

The Daily News: Democrats and Republicans finally agree on something: the government shutdown is Donald's fault

Woman jailed for backing out of suicide pact (seriously)

Nick Nolte spills beans on love life and co-stars in upcoming memoir

New York Post: Handsome Donald supporter wins football game

Patriots receiver straddled by model girlfriend after win / He looks sexier playing cops and robbers with Julian Edelman

The New York Times: Petulant child doesn't know what he wants

Captains Daniel Hall and Vincent Franchino, both active-duty Apache helicopter pilots, were married at West Point

The Washington Post: Donald's 24-year-old drug policy appointee was fired by law firm, lied on resume

The Wall Street Journal: Outsiders are busting open the clubby world of baseball writers who cast votes for Cooperstown; ‘why are people not seeing the truth?’