Page 1 Roundup (10/19)

The Daily News: Could you just give us one f**king day without this bullshit?

The New York Post:Hot firemen and baby animals make the world’s best calendar

The New York Times: My Wife Found My Sexy Phone Pics and Won’t Let It Go

The Wall Street Journal: A Comedy Show Thrives by Avoiding Vulgarities—Such as the Word ‘Gosh’