Highway to the Danger Zone

I'm sure the people of Houston feel much safer now that these two are there, ready to report for duty

And for those passing judgment on Melania's choice of footwear -- snakeskin stilettos -- a White House source tells me that she also packed these ...

UPDATE:

She came with multiple "looks."

UPDATE II:

Um. It's because the storm rendered them homeless.

Haven't these people suffered enough?