Thursday, April 03, 2014

James Franco Has a Small Penis -- Report


The Internet is buzzing with reports that James Franco tried to hook up with a 17-year-old girl he met after a performance of "Of Men and Men," even after he found out how old she was. (He later tweeted: I HOPE PARENTS KEEP THEIR TEENS AWAY FROM ME. Thank you.!) This titillating bit of news seemed like the perfect chance for me to share a little bit of gossip I've heard around the neighborhood. I'm told from a very reliable source that James has a "small penis," but "knows what he's doing with it" ... and that he is so ADHD that he will text while receiving head. (Lovely!) Perhaps more disappointing than either of these shortcomings though is this: He is apparently a BIG FAN of emojis, which he uses liberally in text messages, especially when looking to hook up. Those 35-year-old KIDS!


6 comments:

  1. http://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/ADHD/

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  2. Love your blog, Kevin - but why is a physical issue like having a small penis a disappointing shortcoming? It's not in his control, unlike his behavior with teens (which IS).

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  3. this "little" fact is not worthy of your site in my opinion. Love your blog, and check it daily for your whimsical take on all things gay and new york. This article and it's relevance is below what I perceive as your standards.

    Although I did find it interesting that he's into underaged girls.

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  4. this is a canard to dismiss the gay rumors.
    funny....
    total set up.

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  5. she's under 18 but above the age of consent in NY.

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