"I'm happy to comply with the TSA. But, uh, this is the 12th time you've run your fingers back and forth under my waistband while asking about my ab workout."
"Yeah, it qualifies as a weapon of mass destruction - but it's not what you think. Let's step into the handicap stall in the mens room and I'll show you what I mean."- Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
"I'm happy to comply with the TSA. But, uh, this is the 12th time you've run your fingers back and forth under my waistband while asking about my ab workout."
ReplyDelete"OK...now bend over and cough young man"
ReplyDeleteGod, I love my job!
ReplyDeleteare you sure you remove everything out of your pocket?
ReplyDeletewow these are awesome, whered ya getem?
ReplyDelete"Large concealed packages are taken very seriously by TSA personnel."
ReplyDeleteI can take more than your finger. Give it to me daddy
ReplyDelete"Yeah, it qualifies as a weapon of mass destruction - but it's not what you think. Let's step into the handicap stall in the mens room and I'll show you what I mean."- Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
ReplyDelete"Don't worry son. I'm not a priest for the Roman Catholic Church or the Catholic League."
ReplyDeleteThat evidence will not stand up in court.
ReplyDelete