I swear, I try not to be obsessive. But then my eagle-eyed readers keep digging up stuff and what's a blogger to do? As if Denver Broncos wide receiver Eric Decker and his fiancee weren't already the couple I'd most like to see leak a sex tape, his boo adds this titillating detail about his legs to the mix:
And when I say Eric Decker and his fiancee are the couple I'd most like to see make a sex tape, of course I mean actual couple ...
You are making me obsessed with him. Don't stop!
ReplyDeleteThe art of obsession is knowing who's truly worthy of all the affection. This dude is about as freakin' hot as they get.
ReplyDeleteAs far as his dick is concerned, I'll believe it when I see it, although something tells me those sweat pants don't lie.
I need a drink. :-)
What a classy dame. As for the dick size claims, I'm sure he's hung, but flaccid size is not a reliable guide to what a guy's got at full mast. I've seen guys go from itsy-bitsy to holy mother of God, and the reverse -- growers v showers.
ReplyDeleteBut who cares, what it is about hung athletes that drives gay men crazy? I almost need to get a rabies shot, I'm frothing at the mouth.