Dude, why are you wearing that gay banana hammock?
"Hey, I've got a bottle of olive oil and a box of extra large Trojans back in my room. What do you say we go toss a condom salad?"
Dude, has anyone told you how like Jon Hamm you look? (drool) May I touch your chest hair? (please...)
"Just my thumb. If you don't like it, I swear I'll stop with just the thumb."
Good one Kevin, not sure I can top it...who am I kidding, I could top that all night long!
"My hotel is just over there..."
" I tried to wear speedo once but it didn't fit in, would you mind going back to my hotel room and show me how you do that with yours ?"
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Dude, why are you wearing that gay banana hammock?
ReplyDelete"Hey, I've got a bottle of olive oil and a box of extra large Trojans back in my room. What do you say we go toss a condom salad?"
ReplyDeleteDude, has anyone told you how like Jon Hamm you look? (drool) May I touch your chest hair? (please...)
ReplyDelete"Just my thumb. If you don't like it, I swear I'll stop with just the thumb."
ReplyDeleteGood one Kevin, not sure I can top it...who am I kidding, I could top that all night long!
ReplyDelete"My hotel is just over there..."
ReplyDelete" I tried to wear speedo once but it didn't fit in, would you mind going back to my hotel room and show me how you do that with yours ?"
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