We're porn stars and even though we look awesome the only way we can pay our bills is by having sex on film since we gave up the idea of working at something more meaningful a long time ago and now have little to no marketable skills beyond showing pubic hair in our low rise jeans? Too pithy?
We're porn stars and even though we look awesome the only way we can pay our bills is by having sex on film since we gave up the idea of working at something more meaningful a long time ago and now have little to no marketable skills beyond showing pubic hair in our low rise jeans? Too pithy?
ReplyDelete"I saw some Asian girls doing this sign hope it looks cool."
ReplyDelete"That's right...2% body fat!"
ReplyDeleteI'm this many.
ReplyDeletesee I love living here. where else can two bears come out of the woods and hang by your pool
ReplyDeleteIn the porn star version of rock-paper-scissors, it's chest hair-pubes-scissors... can you guess which one wins?
ReplyDeletePorn stars make the best lawn ornaments.
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