Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places

This "personal" ad that some lovelorn 40-year-old guy in Harlem posted all over New York City is the talk of the town yesterday. He's a fanny-pack-wearing fattie who lives with his mom, but of course is only willing to date blondes or redheads who are big-chested, leggy and voluptuous ("NOT FAT") who have a "gorgeous face." (Um, OK.) The whole thing sounded pretty fishy to me, but it was the ad's perfect spelling and punctuation that had me nearly convinced that it was a fake -- I'm not being judgmental, but even middle school principals in the city apparently can't write a simple note this perfectly. But then I realized our Kinko's Casanova did misspell something, which happens to be one of the key attributes he was looking for in his dream lover: he wants her to be "very promisuous." I think he's real, ladies -- and his number's above!


  1. I love how he has made the pull off tag quite small to fit as many as possible on the page, don't want to leave any eligible women hanging without a way to reach him!

  2. Anonymous6:24 PM

    He did misspell occasSions and employeEd too.


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