Keep It Together in the Family

Although the nature vs. nurture debate weighs heavily on the side of nature, I would have to say that if someone were trying to help their son come out of the closet, Madonna -- seen here with her two birth children -- might be on to something with little Rocco's dance "audition" at the launch party for her Material Girl teen clothing line at Macy's. And to think Lola got the "designer" gig just handed to her -- no fair, Mom!!!!!! UPDATE: It turns out not one, but two of my pals were at the big event.

Lola's got Dad's looks, and Mom's, um, way with words ...

As the auditions to be one of the line's official dancers start, the contestants begin to express themselves ...

But Rocco looks bored, so decides to show 'em how it's done ...

Ritchie Rich gets into the groove ...

And choreographer Norman Charlemoine approves!

Even judgmental bitches judges Taylor Momsen, sister Lola and momager Madonna have to admit that they're crazy for him!

Later, Lourdes strikes a pose -- or two -- with Mom and Dad

Who's the luckiest dancer by far? My money's on Madonna ...