There's little doubt in my mind that Naomi Campbell is one of the most awful people on earth. So I took great joy in knowing that she dated some wealthy Russian, who I just assumed was some gross rich guy younger less-rich women seem to always date. (Think Aristotle Onassis and Michael Douglas.) So imagine my horror when I flipped to Page Six yesterday and discovered that she was dating some Russian all right. It seems his name is Vladimir Doronin, and besides being a billionaire real estate mogul, he's also -- in case you're blind -- a fitness guru. So remind me: just what is this supermodel so angry about again?
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Yet Another Reason to Hate Naomi Campbell
There's little doubt in my mind that Naomi Campbell is one of the most awful people on earth. So I took great joy in knowing that she dated some wealthy Russian, who I just assumed was some gross rich guy younger less-rich women seem to always date. (Think Aristotle Onassis and Michael Douglas.) So imagine my horror when I flipped to Page Six yesterday and discovered that she was dating some Russian all right. It seems his name is Vladimir Doronin, and besides being a billionaire real estate mogul, he's also -- in case you're blind -- a fitness guru. So remind me: just what is this supermodel so angry about again?
Maybe she is just...misunderstood?
ReplyDeleteThe only difference between Naomi and myself is she actually throws the damn cell phone at people, while I just contemplate it.