Friday, May 28, 2010

Slugger Likes to Show Off His Bat and Balls

I want to personally thank Tampa Bay Rays third baseman Evan Longoria for texting a photo of his, um, wood to a girl he "met" on Facebook. It's moments like this that make the Internet's destruction of music, magazines and newspapers (almost) seem worthwhile. Read all about the ingrate chick who didn't appreciate his kind act ("Hey Evan Longoria, Stop Sending Me Pictures of Your Cock. Sincerely, Jenna") HERE.


  1. andy Perez2:08 AM

    flash a pic like that up on a scoreboard and i'll find baseball more interesting. heeeyyyy batter batter!

  2. Is it strange that a "straight" guy has a totally shaved genital area? I thought that was something "we" owned! :)

  3. What's wrong with her? Doesn't she know it's rude to be ungracious when given a gift. And what a beautiful gift!