Aww, I like Luke Wilson. There's something sexy about a man who'll let himself gain a few pounds once in a while. Isn't anybody else weary of the neurotic "I've gotta maintain my freshman year in college waistline" way of thinking? (Which I do suffer from, by the way...)
I was wondering that too! Every time I see one of those phone commercials I have to think back on whether or not he was really hot or if I hallucinated the whole thing...
His decline has been both sad and quite extreme. Remember how hot he was in "Bottle Rocket" -- the beautifully-proportioned face, with the strong jawline and cheekbones, the trim and athletic body, as if he had just come from a track meet? I absolutely fell in love with him in that movie. More recently, even in "Old School" he was fairly trim and had a sexy torso (remember his wet t-shirt scene). Not only does he now look bloated (and that's a kind word -- I'd guess he's put on between 40-50 pounds in the last 10 years), but really it just looks like he has been completely neglecting himself. What happened Luke?!?! You used to be "the hot Wilson!"
Yeah, the straighties moan on Jessica Simpson not being hot anymore but looking at Luke & Brendan now is just so depressing. E! News just showed Gerard Butler looking fat & dumpy on the beach over the weekend. Who's next -- Hugh Jackman & Daniel Craig??
What the hell happened to Luke Wilson?
Not quite sure...but whatever it is, its not good.
ReplyDeleteI think as a part of his brother Owen's recovery doctors ensured Luke could no longer be hot and therefore entice Kate Hudson.
ReplyDeleteAww, I like Luke Wilson. There's something sexy about a man who'll let himself gain a few pounds once in a while. Isn't anybody else weary of the neurotic "I've gotta maintain my freshman year in college waistline" way of thinking? (Which I do suffer from, by the way...)
ReplyDeleteI was wondering that too! Every time I see one of those phone commercials I have to think back on whether or not he was really hot or if I hallucinated the whole thing...
ReplyDeleteLooks like he's retaining water or something - neither Luke nor Owen for that matter are attractive, IMO
ReplyDeleteAgain, that's just my opinion
I agree with LHH...Owen laid the guilt trip on him and Luke bulked up after that for his brother's well being...
ReplyDeleteI don't know what has happen to Luke but, my first suggestion to him would be lay off the salt guuurrl you're retaining water!...
ReplyDeleteHe went from Dennis Quaid to Randy Quaid very quickly.
ReplyDeleteHis decline has been both sad and quite extreme. Remember how hot he was in "Bottle Rocket" -- the beautifully-proportioned face, with the strong jawline and cheekbones, the trim and athletic body, as if he had just come from a track meet? I absolutely fell in love with him in that movie. More recently, even in "Old School" he was fairly trim and had a sexy torso (remember his wet t-shirt scene). Not only does he now look bloated (and that's a kind word -- I'd guess he's put on between 40-50 pounds in the last 10 years), but really it just looks like he has been completely neglecting himself. What happened Luke?!?! You used to be "the hot Wilson!"
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I'm not the only bitch who has thought this! Now what about Brendan Fraser?
ReplyDeleteI've been wondering the same thing.
ReplyDeleteYeah, the straighties moan on Jessica Simpson not being hot anymore but looking at Luke & Brendan now is just so depressing. E! News just showed Gerard Butler looking fat & dumpy on the beach over the weekend. Who's next -- Hugh Jackman & Daniel Craig??
ReplyDeleteHis appearance did startle me a bit but I'd still let him go balls deep.
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