In light of recent reports that the Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority (MBTA) trolley driver who crashed a train (injuring 50 people) while texting his girlfriend is a female-to-male transsexual, a coworker of mine suggested it might be time to update the iconic "Trolley Song," made famous by Judy Garland in her future husband's film "Meet Me in St. Louis."It might start something like this:
Tweet, tweet, tweet went the tranny ...
Text, text, text went the cell ...
OK, cheap shot. But I gotta admit that the errant operator may have been born a woman, but he's sure got a huge set of balls to rename himself Aiden Quinn!!! (Dude, I don't care how much testosterone you take. You're no Aidan Quinn!)
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