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One of my funnest readers wrote tell me that Monica Seles is slated to be on the next "Dancing With the Stars"! I'd always heard rumors that Chris Evert was being courted, but Seles -- who looks more fit in these recent photos than she ever did during her post-stabbing comeback -- seems like a real natural to me ...


> DG wrote:
> Your Monica Seles is going to be on dancing with the
> stars.
>
> I bet she'll kick ass, being athletic and all.
>
> It looks like its going to be a great season. I only
> watch the clips on youtube though, so I can pretend
> to
> be above it all.
>
> Dan
>

--- Kenneth Walsh wrote:

> wow, i hadn't heard about this. the names i saw
> earlier were TRAG-IC!
>


DG wrote:
I actually think some of them sound cool. Well,
Monica Seles is interesting. Then there's Kristy
Yamacuchi the figure skater and the chick from
Hairspray on Broadway, Melissa Joan Winakaour or
whaterver. Shannon Elizabeth is tragic, but she might
be interesting. At least she'll look pretty in the
outfits, if she's not too weathered. And Adam Carolla
... he is just not what you would expect.

Priscilla Presley though? Make sure to wear the long
gloves to hide your liver spots, sweetie.