Vertical stripes make you look thinner. Apparently.
the tacky circle tie and pinstripe is meant to distract you.trust me, i know what i speak of.
Will Mr. Clemens tell the truth? Fat chance.
According to research, it turns out that the problem isn't body size. It's just that my head is too small for my body.
"In 1999, my ass only covered a small portion of the country. As you can see, by 2003 my ass covered most of the country - except for the blue states that were spared by the crack of my ass."
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Vertical stripes make you look thinner. Apparently.
ReplyDeletethe tacky circle tie and pinstripe is meant to distract you.
ReplyDeletetrust me, i know what i speak of.
Will Mr. Clemens tell the truth? Fat chance.
ReplyDeleteAccording to research, it turns out that the problem isn't body size. It's just that my head is too small for my body.
ReplyDelete"In 1999, my ass only covered a small portion of the country. As you can see, by 2003 my ass covered most of the country - except for the blue states that were spared by the crack of my ass."
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