Blogger JoeMyGod says gay hooker Mike Jones (who famously defrocked Rev. Ted Haggard not too long ago) told him that Idaho Senator Larry Craig was also a customer of his. Joe believes him -- and so do I. This revelation comes on the heals of news that Joey DiFatta, a Republican Louisiana city official, has dropped out of the race for state Senate as a newspaper prepared to report that he had twice been detained on suspicion of lewd conduct in mall restrooms. Which brings me to this question: Might it be easier and more time-efficient to start reporting only on the anti-gay Republicans who haven't gotten in line for a ride on the Fudgepacker Express? 
This GOP Sex Scandal stuff is just cracking me up. I am SO anxious for Larry Flynt to release those 30 names he says he has. And please--oh please--let some of them be "the usual suspects."
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Sean Hannity
Karl Rove
Dick Cheney
George Bush
Karen Hughes
Rush Limbaugh
Where do I sign up for a ride on the Fudgepacker Express? I am first in line. DB
ReplyDeleteThe always nellie and never married Lindsay Graham tops my list.
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