Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Snake Bitten

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Yesterday, I pointed out how weird it was that all of these male football fans are so oddly hung up on Jake "The Snake" Plummer's mustache. I feel I made my point, even if I still don't understand what a bunch of straight guys are doing sitting around talking about another guy's shaving habits. (Get a girlfriend or something, guys, or whatever it is you're supposed to do.) But since I'm the queer here, I feel that it is my place to point this out, too: Jake is kinda hot. (Or is that what you guys were really trying to say all along with all of that teasing about the mustache? Shucks, fellas!)

And as if being a hunky NFL quarterback weren't enough, the guy has his own charitable organization (the Jake Plummer Foundation) that does a lot of good work for sick and abused children, as well as raising awareness about Alzheimer's (in case you'd forgotten).

It's really nice to see an athlete grow into his own in his 30s, start playing the best game of his life, and give something back to society. Way to go, Mr. Pornstache!

Related: Queer Eye for the NFL?
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  1. Anonymous11:54 AM

    Jake is only "kinda hot"? Oh please, saying Jake is "Kinda hot" is like saying the sun is "kinda hot". That is one of the hottest men around. The stache really adds fuel to the fantasies as I can see myself in some cheesy 70's porno with Jake doing shit to me that only ever happened in 70's pornos. He is incredibly hot no matter if he has the stache or not. Damn, he makes my mouth water and my hole itch.

  2. Anonymous2:00 PM

    I'd hit it.

  3. Anonymous2:01 PM

    Jake hath the keyth to my houth.

  4. Anonymous2:12 PM

    He's no Joey Harrington, though.

  5. Anonymous3:36 PM

    Listen guys, Jake is not a homo. Ok, there is just that one time, but in all reality who hasn't had sex with a guy in a bathroom stall.

    So lay off him and his porn stache.

  6. Anonymous4:48 PM

    Jake can throw some pecker-snot my way anytime. I'd lube my own crevice with a jackhammer to get a taste of that. I wonder if Jake likes "bareback" with "Little Enus" lookalikes like me? Probably not, his GF is frickin' hot...

  7. Anonymous1:56 AM

    I would just like to say i think Jake is really sexy and I wish I had Tom Nalen's job because I would bend over for Jake anytime!

  8. Anonymous7:38 PM

    Jake is gorgeous--makes Sunday worth watching every weekend!

  9. Anonymous4:42 PM



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