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New-Times copy editor fired for writing most hilarious caption ever (AP)

This never would have happened if she'd been driving: Drunk Mother Kills Baby While Breast-feeding (AP)

I love this guy: I barely have the nerve to ask for the check in a restaurant let alone discipline other people's kids ... At Center of a Clash, Rowdy Children in Coffee Shops (NYT)