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New ruling from the Vatican: it's OK to be a gay priest so long as you're not a gay priest and a bag of chips, girlfriend! (NYT)

President Bush Forcefully Attacks Iraq Critics. Now if only he could do something about those damn insurgents (ABC)

Battle of the Street Vendors: The story has it all wrong. It wasn't the white sauce that was so special, it was the occassional shard of metal that you'd find in your Chicken Man platter. (NYT)

Osama Bin Laden is sitting in a cave laughing. Really? Mind telling us which one? (DissidentVoice)

Well, he already served the time, so he figured he might as well do a crime. (AP)

How dare KISS fave Gene Simmons make an ex-girlfriend out to be a "sex-addicted nyphomaniac"; she was a sex-averse nyphomaniac. (AP)

Who knew that fast-food can make you fat? (BusinessWeek)