Dial 'F' for Freedom

It's never good news when married people separate. But, honestly,

no matter how hot the tail is, how much stupidity can one man take?

I'm on Team Nick, all the way (big shock) ...

with this photo essay to back it up.

Here's hoping for a Christmas release

of a sex video of him with Matt Leinart.

Simpson, Lachey Officially Separate (AP)

GoldenFiddle thinks this should have tipped you people off long ago