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— Brian Williams is so dreamy that I wish my apartment would flood (via NYT)

— So it turns out "American Idol" winner Fantasia Barrino isn't illiterate after all, she's just a moron (Full story: with illiteracy or without illiteracy)

— It's no fun when Tom DeLay admits what a liar he is ... (via CNN)

— Like just working for Karl Rove isn't bad enough ... (via NYT)

— I think I know a few myself. New reality show: "America's Next Muppet" (via Variety)

— It's hard to get away with anything in this town (via CraigsList)