Tennis Tuesday: The Best Men of Tommy Paul's Weekend Wedding

 Tommy Paul broke all our hearts this weekend when he got hitched. (Suddenly his "Gone Fishin'" bumper sticker doesn't seem so bad.) While he looked like a million bucks in his custom double-breasted Burberry suit -- and even better half out of it during the reception -- the ATP heartthrob wasn't the only one who cleaned up nicely for the event. Full report including a lovelorn Taylor Fritz, a mustache contest and a Mamdami lookalike BELOW.

Tennis Tuesday: Tommy Paul

 

Suffice to say I knew this would be the subject of Tennis Tuesday the second I saw it last Wednesday. Watch Tommy Paul and his furry chest in action BELOW.

Tennis Tuesday: Tommy Paul

I'm going to be honest with you guys: If it weren't for the constant boner-killing fishing expeditions, Tennis Tuesday would probably just be a weekly link to Tommy Paul's social media. I mean, come on -- clearly he knows what he's doing! More BELOW.

Oly Wood: Tommy Paul

 

These obviously couldn't wait for Tennis Tuesday -- so welcome to the relaunch of Oly Wood! More of Tommy the tease BELOW.

Tennis Tuesday: Tommy Paul

 

For those who have been worried that the dissolution of the Abercrombie & Fitch quarterly has meant fewer opportunities for Bruce Weber to perv on unsuspecting straight boys, do I have some good news for you: The legendary shutterbug hit the jackpot shooting tennis sexpot Tommy Paul for ICON magazine. More fruits of his lecherous labor BELOW.

Saturday ‘Stache

As if Tommy Paul wasn’t sexy enough, now the horse-shoe action?! 

And Armie Hammer follows suit.

Tennis Tuesday

 

Jesus H. Christ. I had to interrupt a previously schedule post to bring you this gif and PHOTOS from Tommy Paul's win over Kevin Anderson yesterday in Hamburg. How do you say sexual napalm in German?

Weekend Tennis Roundup

I couldn't find any English-language articles to explain what happened on the first stop of Novak Djokovic's (Re)Open swing through the Balkans. 

I do know a lot of the region's top players were there, including Marian Cilic and Donna Vekic.

Damir Dzumhur and Filip Krajinovic

And that you can't have European men together without soccer ...

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— Borna Coric fan (@Bornacoricfan) June 7, 2020

What I do know, however, is that Borna's ass was in fine form. 

Promotion, sans social distancing

Opening reception 

Chris Evert was very excited to have Matteo Berrettini train at her academy. (I would be VERY NERVOUS if I were Ajla Tomljanovic.)

Tommy Paul makes a hot young daddy in Tommy Bahama 

Ooh la la!

It's Albano Olivetti's turn to frost his hair

I also wasn't too sure what happened in the Kass Tennis event in Columbus, Ohio. But JJ Wolf and Mikael Torpegaard played shirtless, which is all you NEED TO KNOW.

   

Oskar Michałek's struggle is real 

No wonder Dominic Thiem couldn't stay loyal ...

Rico Kiki ...

Floss me, Guido

Marton's sexy and he gives trims

Jan-Michael Gambill celebrated his 43th the same way I'm celebrating my 53rd (today): A cocktail ...

and a kitty!

Hot couple alert!

Is Thommy peddling his wares?

I hope SOMEONE ordered me one of these for my birthday! 

Matt Ebden discusses all things tennis.

Now Reilly Opelka and the boys are in the CITY OF ANGELS.

Cameron Henricy Trigolos looking sharp in Wilson.

Weekend Tennis Roundup

We had some more socially distanced tennis over the weekend, this time played on real estate investor Scott Douglas's backyard Har-Tru court in Rolling Hills, Calif. But if the Tennis Channel showed any of it, I didn't see it. It seems Sam Querrey defeated Ernesto Escobedo 4-3 (6), 4-1 in one semifinal and then outlasted local boy and lucky loser Brandon Holt in the final with a 3-4 (7), 4-1, 10-8 victory. Holt, who graduated from USC this week and stepped in when Bradley Klahn withdrew with a bad back, defeated former UCLA standout Marcos Giron in the other semi. (Giron had eliminated Tracy Austin's son in the round-robin portion, which made Holt's run to the final that much "luckier.")

Elsewhere around the net: 

Tommy Paul turned 23 in style. More HERE.

Stan’s all dressed up with no place to go

Battle of the Austrians ...

Who posed for it better?

You might recall that 6-4 Aussie Thanasi Kokkinakis is another one of Donna Vecic's conquests. But is this his DADDY?

Dreamy 

Marko Andrejic's new friend is very pretty

Is Germany's Oscar Otte in love?

Mikael Torpegaard isn't going to let a pandemic stand in the way of his hot body

I'm still hot for the Wormanator ...

Would love to hear from someone who's slept with Filip Krajinovic

Will boys be boys? 

Marin Cilic's winning smile

  

Christian Harrison won't slow down

Working out with Robert Farah

Borna assumes the position

Kiss me, Guido

Marton Fucsovis put out a call for Hungarians to help one another by buying locally made goods.

 Does Dennis Novak work out ...

 in a disco?

Between his guru, his nutty wife and his latest adviser who thinks you can turn contaminated water into drinking water by concentrating hard enough, I'm this close to breaking up with Novak. Is he sure now isn't rock bottom?

Thiem's new friend is "all panic, no disco"?

Hubert Hurkacz's splendor in the grass

Still not sure what happened to Matteo at the ReOpen