Thursday, April 30, 2026

Notes From My Nightstand


I'm still plugging away at "Helter Skelter" -- and have "In Cold Blood" waiting in the queue -- but here's what I've been reading lately:

"A Paper Life" by Tatum O'Neal: A fascinating memoir for a Gen Xer like me, who grew up on a diet of "The Bad News Bears" and "Little Darlings." Her childhood was even more harrowing than I knew -- and I wish I could say I was surprised to learn that John McEnroe is an awful lot like (fellow narcissist) Ryan O'Neal, or at least was back in the day. This book would have been a lot easier to swallow if I didn't already know the tragic post-publication "ending," where our flawed protagonist winds up overdosing and nearly dying in 2020, lucky to be alive as a shell of the person she once was.

"The Harder I Fight the More I Love You" by Neko Case: A childhood that rivals Jeannette Walls's goes a long way to explain why the gifted musician is the way she is -- yikes. Warning: she literally mentioned the New Pornographers once in passing(!).

"Then Again" by Diane Keaton: Not at all what I was expecting, which probably makes perfect sense coming from this idiosyncratic woman. Wish it hadn't been a "dual" memoir shared with her late mother -- start it and you'll see what I mean -- but now that Diane is someone's late mother, it did make for a haunting read.

"What Falls Away" by Mia Farrow: I think it's safe to say that NO ONE will ever live the life she did -- are we sure she wasn't the inspiration for "Zelig"?! -- and while I still maintain that she's a bit nutty, I would like to go on record saying that I have long let Woody Allen off the hook more than he deserved as he seems like a truly awful person whether he's a child molester or not. To her credit, she questions what it says ABOUT HER that she stayed with him after so many red flags, many of which I was not aware of. 

"My Mother's Keeper" by BD Hyman: I've had this "Bette Davis tell-all" for decades since hearing about the infamous Stouffer's macaroni and cheese incident but finally got around to finishing it. While it's certainly no "Mommie Dearest," it frequently provided LOL moments due to the acting legend's complete inability to act like a normal person around her family or anyone else!

"In Her Sister's Shadow: An Intimate Biography of Lee Radziwill" by Diana Dubois: I've been on a Princess Lee kick -- does everyone know about turn as Tracy Lord in "The Philadelphia Story," her disastrous made-for-TV remake of "Laura" (opposite Farley Granger) and her attempt to be a talk-show host ... and why isn’t it all on YouTube? -- and am hoping there's a sequel that covers the balance of her life after this book's publication in 1995.

Tell me what you're reading in the comments!

On the Rag, Vol. 905


This week's rag 'n' mag roundup features Kieron Moore, Vladimir La O Moran, Chico's Angels, Sam Morgan, Jacob Elordi, Charlie Puth and more BELOW.

Wednesday, April 29, 2026

A Change of Seasons

 

Spring has arrived on my block of the Upper West Side. Why doesn't my heart go dancing?

Tuesday, April 28, 2026

Tennis Tuesday

 

If reincarnation exists, where do I sign up to come back as a pair of his compression shorts? More BELOW.

Remains of the Day (04/28)





Hot Cat of the Day: "We’re at a neighborhood bar in Memphis and this cat just walked in and jumped up on a stool and everyone was like, 'Oh hi, Edgar,' and this is obviously one of the best places in the world." -- My friend Jesse

Monday, April 27, 2026

Weekend Tennis Roundup


The men and women are battling it out in Madrid, but it's the off-court action that has my full attention BELOW.

Friday, April 24, 2026

Remains of the Day (04/24)

 





Saturday 'Stache: Christ almighty











Speedo SundayBlond leading the blond


Hot Cat of the Day: "I answer to no one." 




Carlos Pulls Out: God this sucks. I was watching when Alcaraz did the trick shot that hurt his wrist. Is there anyone who can stop Sinner at Roland Garros now? Praying Arthur Fils somehow rises to the occasion, but on home turf that always seems to be a tall order for a Frenchman. 

Thursday, April 23, 2026

On the Rag, Vol. 904

 

This week's rag 'n' mag roundup features Yuri Tolochko, Vince Torres, Arad Winwin, Tom Daley, Vinnie Hacker, Deborah Cox and more BELOW.

Wednesday, April 22, 2026

Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!


I love that Christine Taylor looks more like Marcia Brady in my mind than Maureen McCormick ever did -- kind of like when Cher guest-starred on "Will & Grace" and Jack corrected her on how Ms. Sarkisian is supposed to behave. Three cheers for live-action hyperbole! 

Remains of the Day (04/22)

 





Wrestle Wednesday: Singlet on or off?


















The Bitter End: I'm going to see New Pornographers tomorrow night at Webster Hall, but if they're not coming to a venue near you then you can watch them perform four songs off their new album HERE.

Tuesday, April 21, 2026

Tennis Dominates as Carlos Alcaraz and Aryna Sabalenka Win Laureus Awards

 

It was a big night for my one and only sport at the Laureus Awards, where Carlos Alcaraz and Aryna Sabalenka picked up the top honors in Madrid -- he as Sportsman of the Year, she as Sportswoman of the Year -- capping off dominant 2025 campaigns.

Alcaraz, who showed up with his wrist very much a topic of conversation, reflected on the highs (multiple majors) while keeping one eye on getting back in shape for Roland Garros, while Sabalenka called her whirlwind season “crazy,” full of lessons and big wins.

Elsewhere, the ceremony spread the love to the likes of Lando Norris (breakthrough), Rory McIlroy (comeback) and Paris Saint-Germain (team of the year), but tennis was definitely the star of the show.

Full red-carpet glory -- including proof that Lorenzo Musetti and Joao Fonseca are two of the sexiest men alive -- BELOW.

Tennis Tuesday

 

On the court, Patrick P says he's "80% fit / 20% skill." In a suit, however, I say he's 100% sex. See for yourself BELOW.

Monday, April 20, 2026

Remains of the Day (04/20)


















Hot Cat of the Day: How did it take us nearly 10 years to realize Harvey is as big a tennis fan as we are?!

Madonna Makes Another 'Comeback'


By now you've likely heard that Madonna took the stage at Coachella over the weekend to tease her sequel to "Confessions on a Dancefloor," which she debuted in the desert some 20 years ago. That era helped put my blog on the map, after Queerty and Towleroad linked to my post noting her resemblance to one Valerie Cherish ... and would you believe Madge up and did it again? 


After her surprise performance with Sabrina Carpenter, the Queen of Pop was seen getting into the groove with her boyfriend, Akeem Morris, while watching Anyma’s main stage set -- but you'd be forgiven for thinking she'd popped by the Viper Room to see Juna Millken's band rock the night away circa 2005.

I can almost hear her "Room & Bored" costar shout out from the stage: "Madonna Ciccone, looking hot!"


UPDATE: How cute is this "A League of Their Own" reunion? 

Weekend Tennis Roundup


Titles for Arthur Fils, Ben Shelton, Elena Rybakina and Marta Kostyuk. Full report plus all the ATP beef that's fit to post BELOW.

Sunday, April 19, 2026

In Loving Memory of Saul Zabar

 

Proud to live in a neighborhood that would remember a guy like this.

Friday, April 17, 2026

Remains of the Day (04/17)
















Thursday, April 16, 2026

On the Rag, Vol. 903

 

This week's rag 'n' mag roundup features Jermelle Simon, Brett Vergara, Jordy, Reece Frith, Eric Sedeno, Cruz Beckham, Dan Levy and more BELOW.