"I will take off my wig if you show me your package."
"You've got a beautiful smile, but nobody will ever notice if you keep dressing like this."
And this year's winner of the Ben & Jerry's ice cream eating contest is...
Can't wait to get you out of those hotpants
Emcee: "My fake hair would love to get it on with your fake tan!"
Oh honey, those are soooooo last year.
"how would you like to sit on my thumb?...
Bodybuilder: "Can you hurry up, I'm going to shit myself."
" I win! I will keep this trophy in my trunks, with the others."
"If I were only 30 years younger!"
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"I will take off my wig if you show me your package."
ReplyDelete"You've got a beautiful smile, but nobody will ever notice if you keep dressing like this."
ReplyDeleteAnd this year's winner of the Ben & Jerry's ice cream eating contest is...
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to get you out of those hotpants
ReplyDeleteEmcee: "My fake hair would love to get it on with your fake tan!"
ReplyDeleteOh honey, those are soooooo last year.
ReplyDelete"how would you like to sit on my thumb?...
ReplyDeleteBodybuilder: "Can you hurry up, I'm going to shit myself."
ReplyDelete" I win! I will keep this trophy in my trunks, with the others."
ReplyDelete"If I were only 30 years younger!"
ReplyDelete