Monday, March 24, 2025

Weekend Tennis Roundup


Lots of steamy action from the (305) and abroad. Full report -- including the ATP's new sluttiest-looking player -- BELOW.


 

After the first week of the Miami Open I think we can all agree on one thing:





Not since Filip Krajinovic -- who was essentially a walking cum towel -- has a player reeked of sex like Argentina's Camilo Ugo Carabelli ...



Watch HERE


Novak Djokovic should have been doing this to him ...



Watch THIS!


Drama magnet Corentin Moutet was in full swing


Marcelo Melo served up a memorable Manspread Monday




Of course, Ugo Carabelli has the body. But countryman Mariano Navone has the face. I mean -- my god!


Albano Olivetti and Hendrik Jebens returned to the doubles court 




The XL Frenchman is looking good post-surgery


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Karen Khachanov looked big and strong (in defeat) 



Miomir Kecmanović driving us crazy with the white shorts and dark underwear 


Ditto for Alejandro Davidovich Fokina


Fabien Reboul is "les rapports sexuels a la plage" 


Alexandre Müller's OnlyFans body doesn't just happen 




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Couldn't help but notice someone interesting in Mirra Andreeva's box 


Andy Murray gives serving advice to a 24-time major champion 


Team Nole strategizes in Miami 


Tommy Paul knows how to put on a SHOW






In 2018 with his Wimbledon boys singles runner-up trophy 


Hot fan alert!


Are Michael Venus and Nikola Mektic queening out?!


Curious if Borna Coric's Challenger success will translate back to the main tour


Carlos Taberner Segarra won the Challenger in Murcia, Spain


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Birthday boy Andrea Pellegrino in all his glory


With Jacopo Stefanini


With Francesco Garzelli


With Filippo Baldi


Watch HERE


Andrea Vavassori is big leggy 





Luciano Darderi and Vito Dell'Elba


Spanish fly: Pablo Carreno Busta and Alejandro Moro Cañas


Watch two aspiring Mensa members ask Grigor Dimitrov about Bulgarian goulash and schnitzel HERE.


Hot for Patrik Rikl


My takeaway from the Paraguay Open Challenger 75 doubles final: All were f**kable 


Austrian Joel Schwärzler and friends 


Matteo Berrettini tries to cool down 



Brother Christian in Miami 


Tomas Machac got a haircut 




Watch Marcos Giron and his ass for Vuori HERE






I know this is going to sound off -- and I'm really curious, not complaining or judging because millions of others also do it every day. But what exactly is Robert Cardenas -- who doesn't seem to be hawking products -- doing by posting photos like this multiple times a day? 

UPDATE: Never mind. I got my answer. If you're the one who left the anonymous comment, please email me.






Eyes on Jaime Faria




Is Vika dating an Argentinian? 




Did anyone hear how uncomfortable Chanda Rubin was in the box when Martina Navratilova commented that Caroline Garcia's boyfriend "looks 12"?!!!


Stan Wawrinka


Dino Prizmic, always with the bulge




Not the necklace I'd have given Matteo


Andrea Picchione


Zizou Bergs for Golden Goose






... it was the worst of times





Watch the sexy Serb HERE


Tommy upshort 


I defy you not to get a stiffy watching Tallon Griekspoor's "Bag Check"


Tommy in Miami 


Djokovic with, I'm gonna say, former HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius?


Novak with Nikola Jovic






I honestly don't see how the windows don't fog up when these boys drive around 


Down time with Otto Virtanen








The eyes have it: Arthur Rinderknech







Science lost in straight sets 


Fede Gomez gets some support ...

And just when you want to write Novak off, he turns around and does this:







Belgim's Alexander Blockx


Guido Andreozzi and the boys 


Frenchman Theo Arribage


Elmar Ejupovic


and his pretty hair 


Daniel Masur




Never a dull moment with Bret Waltz in Frances Tiafoe's box 


Waxing Brazilian: Joao Fonseca and model Francisco Lachowski




Party time at the Miami Open 


How soon before we learn about the details of the inappropriate behavior here?(!)




QB Tommy 


I'd watch this movie: Zachary Svajda and Christian Groh


Vasek Pospisil 


Jacob Fearnley






Team Vavassori 


ATP players including Brandon Holt and Jacob Fearnley visiting Phoenix Children's Hospital 







Something big in Arthur's box



Arthur Cazaux 🍑🥵


And just a friendly reminder: Larry King was so hot he nearly turned Billie Jean straight! 

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