Remains of the Day (11/01)

Ad Watch: Good grief. I'll have what Patrick Schwarzenegger is having

NYT: Martha Stewart Gives Netflix’s "Martha" a scalding review, natch!

Ben Wexler: I’ll say it again: If she wins, Kamala Harris will be the first Democrat in my lifetime to inherit a strong economy

ENS: A church defrocked a gay priest in the 1980s. He just got reinstated.

Saturday 'Stache: "These bad boys just hit a new PR! Squatting 275 lbs for 4 reps!"

EW: Hallmark's "Finding Mr. Christmas" blends ho-ho-hot guys with holiday spirit

Barbara Luck: Does Elon Musk need to "go back to where he came from"?

The Disciples: What fans look like at your favorite artists' concerts over the years

Out: Netflix's new slasher time travels to 2003 and includes a gay twist

Undercover Kept: To cut a long story shorts (hubba hubba) 

Stolen Holiday: Remembering Teri Garr on "Late Night With David Letterman"

NYP: Transgender New Yorker sues Hooters for refusing to hire her -- while chain claims she was barred for inappropriate behavior

Instagram: Carly Simon and comedian Adrienne Iapalucci have some words and music for Kamala Harris

MetroWeekly: Al Pacino's misgivings about "Cruising"

Speedo Sunday: Just two words about these two: YOW ZA

Hot Cats of the Day: The family that naps together, stays together 

In case you're wondering how the Washington Post is going to deal with losing more than 250,000 subscribers -- including me: This just popped up the first time I visited its website since the paper's owner took a pro-fascism stance. (I declined the offer.) 

Farewell tour: Cyndi Lauper is still having fun

Homework: I'll Venmo 50 bucks to anyone who can ID this "model" for me!