Page 1 Roundup (08/24)

Daily News: New Yorkers were forced by redistricting to choose between two congressional legends

First Coast: I really need to start a daily feature on dogs that kill people

The Guardian: ‘Tammy Faye’ the Musical,' written by Elton John and Jake Shears, is coming to London’s West End

The Advocate: President Biden's gay 'bodyman' to depart White House

AP: Swiss soccer league fines player for using ‘gay’ as insult

Boy Culture: Do you love Zach McGowan, aka the Hunk With the Junk?

New York Post: Paul Newman’s daughters sue Newman’s Own Foundation

Outsports: Not so fast, progress: College football player arrested for assaulting ex-teammate because he thought he was gay

WJAC: Rep. Glen Thompson talks fallout from vote against gay marriage before attending gay son's wedding, but don't think for a minute he's up for anything more than doubling down

Dublin Inquirer: As Ireland prepares to wipe historical convictions for gay sex, some activists say they want it to go further

GCN: Federal court rejects suit challenging trans-inclusive school board policy in Maryland

The WoW Report: Remembering Dorothy Parker, who died the day before I was born

The New York Times: Crazy Donald kept over 700 pages of classified documents, letter says

Ex-detective admits misleading judge who approved Breonna Taylor raid

  Texas church that had added Christian themes to ‘Hamilton’ apologizes

Archbishop Rembert Weakland, critic of Vatican orthodoxy (who later resigned after the disclosure of a long-ago love affair!), dies at 95 

Los Angeles Times: Was Abraham Lincoln gay? A new play in L.A. imagines his life through a queer lens

The Wall Street Journal: The nation that gave the world avocado toast now has too many avocados

Is this the dumbest person on God's green earth?

Simon Le Bon met Duran Duran thanks to a former flame

Hot Cat of the Day: Billy, the hero who saved his human from a heart attack!