Page 1 Roundup (03/08)

The Daily News: I have no use for Gov. Andrew Cuomo but agree with him that's there's no way he should resign

People: Billy Eichner to star in 'Bros,' the first gay rom-com from a major studio: 'Only took 100 years'

Boy Culture: NYC's right-leaning naked cowboy (senselessly?) jailed in Florida

Towleroad: Playwright’s hilarious post about Statler and Waldorf’s gay Muppet love goes viral with details mirroring real life

PinkNews: Sade's trans son is tying the knot

New York Post:  I love watching this tabloid struggle between hating Democrats and wanting to write off women's desire to not be sexually harassed as 'political correctness'! 

The Randy Report: 90.4 million Americans have received Covid vaccines

Hot Slut of the Day: Twirl O Paint!

The Washington Post: Biden signs executive order promoting voting rights on 56th anniversary of ‘Bloody Sunday’

With Derek Chauvin’s trial, my old friend Court TV is back

The New York Times: A true story of love, lust, and murder in queer New York

The measure passed by the Senate, and headed to the House for final approval before going to President Biden’s desk, contains money for direct checks, jobless benefits, state and local aid, and more.

Can Roger Federer be Roger Federer again?

The Wall Street Journal: Russian disinformation campaign aims to undermine confidence in Pfizer, other Covid-19 vaccines, U.S. officials say

Philanthropist MacKenzie Scott, ex-wife of Jeff Bezos, marries Seattle school teacher

An island stuffs itself with pineapple smoothies, pineapple burgers and pineapple cake

Covid winter chases runners into parking garages

Hot Cat of the Day: Almost as relaxed as our Harvey!