Remains of the Day (12/30)

If Mitch McConnell’s heart were any blacker he wouldn’t let it vote

— buttonslives (@buttonslives) December 29, 2020

Pelosi presses McConnell to allow vote on bill for $2,000 stimulus checks 

Breaking News: Argentina legalized abortion, delivering a landmark victory to Latin America’s growing women’s-rights movement. https://t.co/ju4JyUXAaz

— The New York Times (@nytimes) December 30, 2020

How do you say welcome to the 20th century in Spanish? 

A Covid-19 vaccine from the University of Oxford and AstraZeneca has won approval in the U.K. Now the partners are seeking approval in other countries, a process complicated by confusion that has developed about the product. https://t.co/P9BNiCNBKB

— The Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) December 30, 2020

Warp Speed chief: U.S. won’t get AstraZeneca vaccine until April 

This is how you run for President on the Republican side in 2024. You join a coup attempt. 

Democracy will prevail. As lead Dem on Rules Com. I will guarantee it. There’s a bipartisan group of electeds who will put our country first. See you on the 6th! https://t.co/jDkGVi4vDw

— Amy Klobuchar (@amyklobuchar) December 30, 2020

Feels like Missouri -- like Ohio -- has permanently moved to the dark side

I cropped Josh Hawley out of the bottom of this photo pic.twitter.com/rMIyX2w78u

— ElElegante101 (@skolanach) December 30, 2020

But did he get $140,000 for it?

Investigators who audited the signatures on more than 15,000 absentee ballot envelopes in one Georgia county found “no fraudulent absentee ballots,” according to the audit report.https://t.co/in2fBM5nAe

— WABE News (@wabenews) December 30, 2020

I will for feel sympathy of Georgia's governor and secretary of state once they renounce their now-fascist party 

my plan is to get one shot of pfizer and one shot of moderna aka the arnold palmer

— ben stager (@bennnnst) December 23, 2020 

 It definitely won't be called the John Isner 

 The guy who helped rehab the images of Trump and Murdoch has died. https://t.co/Y9BHPhHi02

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) December 30, 2020

He will be dissed 

BIG NEWS! I've filed a lawsuit to force Mike Pence to wear bunny ears while he counts the electoral votes

— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) December 29, 2020

Pence declined to back Gohmert-led effort to upend election, lawyers indicate 

Dawn Wells, the girl-next-door actress and former beauty queen who played the sweet Mary Ann Summers on the iconic CBS sitcom 'Gilligan's Island,' died Tuesday of causes related to COVID-19 https://t.co/6iWEoTWiZR pic.twitter.com/n5LL4cMNUI

— The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) December 30, 2020

DONALD TRUMP KILLED MARY ANN. :-(

Reminder: 21 days until our autocrat-curious "leader" is history