Page 1 Roundup (03/19)

The Daily News: Trump signs coronavirus relief bill -- but needs you to do him a favor, though

IRS says you can delay paying taxes amid coronavirus

Jesus Christ. Might be time to add Ciara hubby Russell Wilson to my hottest NFL players list

KIT212: The 50 hottest NFL players of all time

Deadline: Kevin Bacon starts ‘6 Degrees’ campaign to encourage social distancing

CNN: Two members of Congress -- a Republican and a Democrat -- said they’ve tested positive for coronavirus

Los Angeles Times: Facing criticism, ICE will reduce enforcement actions amid coronavirus pandemic

The Hill: Italy reports 475 coronavirus deaths in one day, cases top 35,000

MI: Elizabeth Warren just laid out 8 conditions that companies should accept for government bailout money during the coronavirus crisis 

Boy Culture: LGBTQ & -adjacent books to make isolation less lonely

Variety: ‘Muriel’s Wedding’ turns 25: Why the flawed heroine was ahead of her time

Greg in Hollywood: A star-studded edition of 'The Rosie O’Donnell Show' on Sunday will benefit The Actors Fund

Towleroad: With Italy under quarantine, dolphins return to Venice canals (cute overload!)

This scientist was driven back to China by the Trump administration where he invented a quick coronavirus test

Salon: Bernie needs to step back and let other progressive leaders flourish -- especially women

DailyKos: Why Bernie could have never won in November: His total-total popular vote count was at around 30% when there were like 50 candidates in the race, and it still 30% after everyone else dropped out. In other words, Joe Biden pretty much sucked up all the supporters of other candidates.

The Randy Report: Eurovision song contest 2020 canceled

Queerty: West Hollywood leads Los Angeles county in new coronavirus infections

NewNowNext: 11 queer books we can’t wait to read this spring

New York Post: Coronavirus in NY: Restaurants announce mass layoffs as pandemic puts city in chokehold

Westchester man threatens to blow up coronavirus testing command post, where my pal works!

Dlisted: Open post hosted by Hostess Iced Lattes: Ding Dong flavor

OMG Blog: German 'Big Brother' contestant showers his fat ass

The Washington Post: On Fox News, suddenly a very different tune about the coronavirus

Sinéad O’Connor is still in one piece

The New York Times: Trump signs relief package; China reports zero new local infections

India scrambles to escape a coronavirus crisis. So far, it’s working.

Having to agree with Bret Stephens pains me, but he actually gets the Woody Allen situation right

Coronavirus ravages 7 members of a single family, killing 3

The Wall Street Journal: No Lucky Charms, plenty of okra -- what’s left at the grocery store

America needed coronavirus tests. The government failed.

Call it a layoff a furlough for a cut shift: Americans are losing work

Staff at Kirkland Facility with coronavirus outbreak spread it to other facilities, study finds

Hot Cat of the Day: This little girl didn't sign up for the whole family to be home all day, every day!