Page 1 Roundup (03/16)

The Daily News: NYC schools to shut down Monday over coronavirus outbreak until at least April 20

NYC mayor orders all nightclubs, movie theaters, small theater houses and concert venues to close; restaurants, bars and cafes can do take-out business only

Ex-Florida governor candidate Andrew Gillum says he’ll enter rehab after incident with ‘gay male escort’ overdose

ICYMI: Why was Florida Gubernatorial Candidate Andrew Gillum partying with a hunky male escort?

Beantown Cuban: Johnny Diaz has discovered some really old cars in this new NYC neighborhood

Hype: The lost morgue episode of 'Sex and the City'

Boy Culture: Republican Devin Nunes wants you to spread coronavirus

 Gay man at Winter Party tests poz

MarketWatch: Trish Regan’s show on Fox Business put on hiatus following controversial coronavirus remarks / now she's taken to lecturing us that it isn't the time for political attacks!

The Guardian: Be careful. Trump may exploit the coronavirus crisis for authoritarian ends

The Onion: Health experts worry coronavirus will overwhelm America’s GoFundMe system

Mother Jones: The Trump administration offered 'large sums' to secure exclusive rights to a coronavirus vaccine

The Randy Report: Could Pete Buttigieg be heading to MSNBC?

Towleroad: Atlantis Events cancels March 21 gay Caribbean cruise, postpones others amid coronavirus crisis

BuzzFeed: Biden and Sanders split on policy, unite against Trump; former veep commits to picking woman for running mate

The WoW Report: Betty White is OK

New York Post: NYC parents hail schools closure

 Colorado nurse with coronavirus says symptoms escalated from ‘sniffles’

The Washington Post: Federal Reserve slashes interest rates to zero as part of wide-ranging emergency intervention

Why outbreaks like coronavirus spread exponentially, and how to “flatten the curve”

Beth Cameron: I ran the White House pandemic office. Trump closed it.

The New York Times: Shutdowns spread across Europe as Spain and France order broad restrictions

After Jared Kushner liked the idea of a Google site to fight coronavirus, Trump inflated the concept. The disconnect is the latest example of the president exaggerating or making wholly inaccurate statements about his administration’s response.

A weekend getaway at Mar-a-Lago put Crazy Donald in contact with several people who later tested positive for the virus. The White House physician claims the president had tested negative for the virus.

The Wall Street Journal: Brine with a dash of beet juice -- a pungent cocktail for icy roads

For math fans, nothing can spoil Pi Day -- except maybe Tau Day

Domestic box office suffers worst weekend in nearly 20 years

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