Thursday, January 30, 2020

Win a (Sex) Date With Donald Trump


How much ya wanna bet John Miller, -- Trump's alter-ego publicist -- got this into the gay answer to Playboy? Suffice to say I'm much more interested in the men of Arizona -- I speak from experience.


"Almost single."


And all this time I thought Melania was a mail-order bride ...

4 comments:

  1. Oh god no.
    I can't believe this was actually a thing.

    XO

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    1. Anonymous12:22 AM

      And this heap is in charge. We must vote and convince everyone we know to vote. And by "heap", I dont mean the hot blonde on the cover.

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  2. Ugh. I may lose my breakfast.

    Gross.

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  3. Bored sun burned Zonies where some cute strange and easy pickin's on Mission and Pacific Beach during August. The ones at LaJolla cove were really stuck up tho. ;)

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