Page 1 Roundup (10/30)

The Daily News: Yet another reason to avoid parochial schools

LaGuardia Airport’s new $3.9 billion concourse opens to fanfare, part of $8 billion revamp

Instagram: An Ass Wednesday you shouldn't view at work, unless you work at a bath house

USA Today: Yes, demonstrating a grasp of Spanish grammatical endings is right up there with separating children from their parents and putting them in cages

Facebook doesn't have to run paid ads peddling politicians' lies

KIT212: Pitcher Stephen Strasburg's ass was the star of last night's Nats-Astros game

Towleroad: Gay students thrown out of frat party, threatened: ‘You don’t belong here faggot. I’m going to beat the life out of you’

Woman who survived horrific 2012 execution-style shooting in which girlfriend was killed appears on ‘The View’

New York Post: Families confront Boeing CEO Dennis Muilenburg on Capitol Hill with photos of 737 MAX crash victims

Massachusetts high school teacher swapped nude photo with teen student: authorities

Newsroom shooting suspect Jarrod Ramos pleads guilty to murder

Katie Hill’s alleged male lover says their ‘lives are ruined’ following resignation

The Washington Post: Two volatile meetings at the White House have become central to the impeachment inquiry

Dread in northern Syria as U.S. troops withdraw and cease-fire ends



The New York Times: Account of Trump’s Ukraine call omitted key details, official testifies

Thomas Friedman: Not in the Cold War, not during Vietnam, not during Watergate did I ever fear more for my country.

The Wall Street Journal: U.K. Parliament authorizes December general election

Elizabeth Warren is proposing tighter restrictions on the revolving door between government and big business as part of her overall anticorruption platform

Chateau viking: Climate change makes northern wine a reality