Page 1 Roundup (09/20)

The Daily News: I liked it better when the damn Yankees were on a decadelong losing streak

New York Post: Yankees pitcher Domingo Germán placed on leave amid domestic violence probe

The New York Times: Trump's defense in the whistleblower scandal is that he would never say something inappropriate when he knew people were listening in. Um, he does realize everyone can hear his voice and read his tweets, right?

Birds are vanishing from North America

Now the Trump administration is demanding that U.S. universities -- in North Carolina! -- change the way they present Mideast studies, claiming they're not presenting enough “positive” imagery of Judaism and Christianity in the region

The Wall Street Journal: Yes, you can sleep on the job. Just please use the nap room.