Page 1 Roundup (09/27)

The Daily News: I wish I had the day off from work because I don't want ANYTHING to do with today's proceedings, because clearly we're at a point where we cannot even agree attempting to rape someone is wrong

Yet another accusation against Brett Kavanaugh, who sounds like an entitled piece of shit who scarily probably doesn't remember treating women the way he has (people like that don't think of their victims as human)

Instagram: Bonus points for a visible penis line in a jockstrap

New York Post: Third Kavanaugh accuser is decorated U.S. government employee

Page Six: Fall in love with Olivia Newton-John all over again

Gay Star News: What’s it like to move from a gayborhood to small town life when older?

The New York Times: New evidence, new accuser and new doubts threaten Kavanaugh on eve of hearing

The Washington Post: ‘I remember thinking, ugh, this is bad’: Scenes from teenage party life in the ’80s

Trump expresses some compassion for victims of the #MeToo movement: men

The Wall Street Journal: With truck drivers in demand, married couples take on team driving gigs. ‘We’re in each other’s face 24/7 sometimes’