Page 1 Roundup (08/09)

The Daily News: Man arrested at New Mexico compound was allegedly training children to carry out school shootings

Disgraced Stanford University swimmer Brock Turner loses appeal of his sexual assault conviction

Florida tourist punched by angry driver dies of injuries

New York City Council votes to cap Uber, Lyft and other e-hail taxi apps

Towleroad: Gimme Gimme Gimme: Cher delivers new tease of ABBA album

New York Post: This quirky can collector owns more than $8M in NYC real estate

Indicted GOP congressman talked others into buying pharma stock, pushed law to help it: report

The New York Times: U.S. to issue new sanctions against Russia over spy poisoning (that Trump probably doesn't believe happened)

Margot Kidder's death was a suicide, coroner says

The Associated Press: Teen pleads guilty of trying to fight for the Islamic State

The Wall Street Journal: Everyone* pours bacon fat down the drain, everyone lies about it

*Except people who know better and are appalled at such a thing. Eventually, a plumber will sort out the giant grease clog.