Page 1 Roundup (06/01)

The Daily News: Way to turn this into 'both sides' foolishness, girl

Woman who gouged out own eyes says it ‘feels really nice’

Pedophile advocate Nathan Larson running for Virginia congressional seat

Quill & Pad: Rafael Nadal and Alexander Zverev both know what time it is

New York Post: Not only has Trump pardoned some truly reprehensible people -- Joe Arpaio, Scooter Libby, Dinesh D'Souza -- is he supposed to be doing it on a rolling basis?

Teen diagnosed with deadly illness from working out too hard

The Daily Beast: ‘The Boys in the Band’ is perfectly lost in LGBT time

Towleroad: Psychotherapist Matthew Dempsey stripped down

The New York Times: White House to impose metal tariffs on key U.S. allies, risking retaliation

Donald Trump presents: ‘Celebrity Impunity’

The Wall Street Journal: British expert on the royal family is actually Tommy from upstate New York