Red Mountain High School Football Player Gets Arrested for Showing Off His Red Rocket

UPDATE: And now he just got an offer to pose in Playgirl! Read HERE.

I don't know what I love more about this story out of my (second) hometown of Mesa, Arizona: That it took a year for anyone to notice that a football player showed off his dick in a team photo that was printed in Red Mountain High School's yearbook -- he was charged with 69 counts of indecent exposure -- or that there's a 19-year-old high school student?! Read HERE.

UPDATE 2: Happy to read that the county has said it will not prosecute him for the prank. The city may, though.