Serena Williams Chases Down Phone Thief Like 'Superhero' -- UPDATE

UPDATE: Just-released video shows Serena may have embellished the story a bit, but she did walk at a fast pace!

Serena Williams took to Facebook to recount chasing down the guy who stole her iPhone from a Chinese restaurant, ending with these words of advice:

Superhero? Maybe? Or HELL YEA!! I’ve got the speed the jumps, the power, the body, the seduction, the sex appeal, the strength, the leadership and yet the calm to weather the storm. Always listen to your superhero inner voice. Always keep your things close! Fight for what’s right. Stand for what you believe in! Be a superhero!

Her super power? Modesty.