Anyone hungry? For a mere $1,000, you can have lunch with porn legend Jeff Stryker -- and for $2,000 you can have dinner. (For those on a budget, Jeff'll give you 20 minutes via Skype for $200.) His RentBoy profile hints that there's no sex involved(!), but for those prices, I'm thinking Jeff ought to be your breakfast, lunch and dinner. View his non-work-friendly page HERE. Apparently his work as a topman pitchman for a bankruptcy lawyer isn't keeping him in the lifestyle to which he's accustomed anymore.
Yeah, like I'm going to pay $1000 to have lunch with someone that looks like they've been hit in the face with a pile of bricks. I think I'll take a pass, thanks.
ReplyDeleteThe photo makes him look like a wax figure at a porn museum. Jeff Stryker's "Power Tool" was the VERY first porn I ever bought. Absolutely no regrets. :-)
ReplyDeleteThe body still looks great, of course that could be retouched, but the years have not been kind to his face.
ReplyDeleteYeah... yeah, you like that salad? Take that appetizer! Take it, man! You like that big steak? Eat that steak, man! Yeah...
ReplyDeleteNope- I can't see wanting to be anywhere near this guy without a glory hole between us.
Anonymous +100!
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