Zac Efron's Tighty Whities Star in 'The Paperboy'

I'm at work so can't play the sound of the trailer for "The Paperboy," the new film from Lee Daniels ("Precious") starring a tighty-whities-clad Zac Efron and a sexed-up Nicole Kidman. But based upon what I've seen, it's the greatest film of all time -- even taking into account the fact that Zac can't act his way out of a paper bag. Decide for yourself below.