Rich Sommer (of "Mad Men" fame) and Amy Smart star in "Mr. Stache" -- a charming short that appears to be loosely based on my life -- now playing at the Tribeca Film Festival.
Kenneth, honey, your mustache is way too wide. The downward slope of the ends makes you look like you have saggy jowls, and we all know you're cuter than that!
Based on this chart showing the trustworthiness of a person based solely on beard style, your somewhere between a young Wilford Brimley and a young Burt Reynolds:
Rich Sommer (of "Mad Men" fame) and Amy Smart star in "Mr. Stache" -- a charming short that appears to be loosely based on my life -- now playing at the Tribeca Film Festival.
I would happily be Rich Sommer's friend after he grew that stache. Geeky sexy.
ReplyDeleteStubble works well on you; the 'stache does not. It makes you look like a thin John Wayne Gacy. I don't think that's the look you wanted.
ReplyDelete@Ruddigore: Did you just call me thin? :-)
ReplyDeleteWatch the movie, I can relate!
It looks bad. Really bad. The worst I've ever seen you in any picture. There is a reason people don't have mustaches anymore.
ReplyDeleteKenneth, honey, your mustache is way too wide. The downward slope of the ends makes you look like you have saggy jowls, and we all know you're cuter than that!
ReplyDeleteThat short movie was amusing and I think that Rich Sommer looks great with a 'stache.
ReplyDeleteBut, Kenny, if it was loosely based on your story, why doesn't Michael also have a 'stache?
@ i am playing outside and Anonymous: That's not what Pierre thinks!
ReplyDeleteBased on this chart showing the trustworthiness of a person based solely on beard style, your somewhere between a young Wilford Brimley and a young Burt Reynolds:
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I dare you to go for the John Waters. :)
Great movie, great 'stache. And with my new 'stache, I was just told I look more Latino. You know that's a compliment.
ReplyDeleteI agree...stubble looks good, but the mustache just looks creepy...(not trying to be mean!)
ReplyDeleteI like your mustache. I think it looks great on you. Keep it!
ReplyDelete@Paul Moore: Michael had one in his 20s, and he wasn't even kidding :-)
ReplyDeleteYour mustache is leaning heavily towards NAMBLA territory ...
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