The cashier at Rite Aid kindly informed me that I could get the "double roll" of Charmin for the same price of what I had brought to the register. Fine, I thought -- how often is a service employee in New York HELPFUL? -- as she arranged for me to get the deal. The next thing I knew, I was carrying a gigantic 12-roll package of toilet paper, which is pretty much bigger than my entire bathroom (my sink is so small it can barely accommodate a medium-size cat). I guess I'm going to have to move in order to make room for my latest "purchase."
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Oh, Crap!
The cashier at Rite Aid kindly informed me that I could get the "double roll" of Charmin for the same price of what I had brought to the register. Fine, I thought -- how often is a service employee in New York HELPFUL? -- as she arranged for me to get the deal. The next thing I knew, I was carrying a gigantic 12-roll package of toilet paper, which is pretty much bigger than my entire bathroom (my sink is so small it can barely accommodate a medium-size cat). I guess I'm going to have to move in order to make room for my latest "purchase."
Plus then you feel kind of silly carrying it home. It's your billboard to the world that says, "Yeah, I shit a lot. You got a problem with that???"
ReplyDeleteAnd a new roll doesn't fit in a regular wall dispenser.
ReplyDelete'Medium-sized' cat??! If your cat is medium sized, that has got to be the smallest bathroom sink I've ever seen. (You can only wash one side of your face at a time, right?)
@Rog :D
@SFRowGuy: It's a TINY sink -- like on an airplane!
ReplyDeleteYou should use your oven for storing items like that. Lord knows you're not using it for cooking.
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