A Cautionary Piece of Tail

Via The Advocate: Male model Renato Seabra, who now denies that he is gay, confessed to torturing his older lover Carlos Castro, a Portuguese journalist, and castrating him with a wine corkscrew in New York City to rid himself of "demons and a virus."

In no way do I mean to blame the victim in this heinous crime. But let this be a lesson to all of us: if something sounds too good to be true, it probably is.