Wow. You know your options are endless when you can split with Ryan Phillippe and Jake Gyllenhaal and not curl up in the fetal position and die. I know I'm a big fag and everything, but is she really that hot?
Wow. You know your options are endless when you can split with Ryan Phillippe and Jake Gyllenhaal and not curl up in the fetal position and die. I know I'm a big fag and everything, but is she really that hot?
Her big giant veneer teeth frighten me. She looks like a horse dressed in Chanel. Why did she do that? She used to have an OK smile beforehand, now she's a freak (and not in a good way) with a speech impediment. Maybe she secretly wants to be Drew Barrymore. Lash Blast!
ReplyDeleteI felt that same way when Jessica Lange bagged both Mikhail Baryshnikov and Sam Shepard. Not fair! Leave some for the rest of us!
ReplyDeleteYou realize this was a fully contractualized relationship, right?
ReplyDelete"Hot" isn't really right. "Cute as a button" is more like it.
ReplyDeleteHe seems like a really nice guy. And he's not too tatty looking either. Does this mean that he's available?
ReplyDeleteDear Santa.....
She's turned into a real man eater.
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