Friday, February 06, 2009

My Tutor

Rolling Stone's article Sex, Lies and Phys Ed -- "He was a star athlete at Hammonton High. She was the hottest teacher in school. What happens when every boy's fantasy becomes reality?" -- sure sounded like a winner. Cutie Jason Eickmeyer was a willing and able wrestling and football star, and gym teacher Traci Tapp was a pretty 20something blonde. But despite a handsome cast and an intriguing plot twist (enter hunky coach Mike Scibilia, a rival for Traci's affections), the story winds up being as thrilling as the student-teacher's (one-time-only) "less than a minute" of sex on the carpet. Tapp was 100 percent to blame for allowing things to get that far, but does "Ike" have to spend the rest of his life acting like a disgruntled teenage girl and making excuses for his failed life because of it? (God, would I make a great therapist or what???)

2 comments:

  1. The guy in the pic definitely has a future in gay porn if he wants it.

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  2. Anonymous12:34 PM

    This was a great RS story. The kid is a whiner who just needs to get over it.

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