Tall no-foam latte with six Splendas (artificial sweetness, something I'm all too familiar with). If it turns out sucralose really does kill you, I'll be the first one to go.
My hubby would be there to keep you company. He is the Splenda king. He managed to obtain a tub of pure, uncut sucralose a few years back. It is so potent, he just has to dab the end of a spoon into it to sweeten his oatmeal every morning. This small container will surely outlive us and will be passed on to our survivors. I'd offer to send you some, but I'm sure customs would think it was coke or anthrax.
Tall no-foam latte with six Splendas (artificial sweetness, something I'm all too familiar with). If it turns out sucralose really does kill you, I'll be the first one to go.
Six Splenda's in a tall??!!?!! Dude, you have a SERIOUS sweet-tooth.
ReplyDeleteMy hubby would be there to keep you company. He is the Splenda king. He managed to obtain a tub of pure, uncut sucralose a few years back. It is so potent, he just has to dab the end of a spoon into it to sweeten his oatmeal every morning. This small container will surely outlive us and will be passed on to our survivors.
ReplyDeleteI'd offer to send you some, but I'm sure customs would think it was coke or anthrax.
Between all the diet soda I drink and the four Splenda packets I put in my coffee, I'll be up tumor creek with you when that day comes.
ReplyDeleteFor your birthday I'll send you some illicit Sugar Twin with cyclamates from Canada.
ReplyDeleteLay off the Splenda, or I'll show up at Starbucks with my Imac. Seriously, just get over it and put a real sugar in there.
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